Fact #1: This is a photo of myself. It's several months old, and my hair is a lot shorter on my head and a lot longer on my chin, but this is the best photo of myself I can find.
I am Jared, and that is me. That sword was a twentieth birthday present, one I still keep in a box until I can get a proper stand.
I will be meanlessly entertaining your brains from this page from this day forward. I pray you enjoy.
